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I’m Totally on Board with Accepting Flaws, as Long as Those Flaws Adhere to a Certain Standard of Flawlessness
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Recipes for People Who Don't Cook, But Have No Choice This Weekend Because Their Partner Is Out of Town
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The Aging Cell Phone in Your Junk Drawer Is Ready to Reunite
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What Your Behavior at a Sit-Down Concert Says About You
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Your Name is Ashley C. and You Just Told The Bachelor You’re In Love With Him. Here’s His Response.
The Belladonna Comedy
DAILY VLOG: Cleaning Motivation + Midweek Reset + Declutter My Calm and Totally Not Haunted Home With Me!
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Security Questions Updated for the Modern Age
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Prepare for Your Mouth's Ecosystem to Be Decimated by Our Daring New Doritos Flavors
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House Hunting in Paradise
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How to Wash Your Wool Blanket in 10 Simple Steps
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I Was Blonde as a Baby
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Bag of Clothes Intended For Donation Celebrates 2nd Year In Woman's Trunk
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Tabby Cat In Open Relationship With Multiple Families In Neighborhood
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11 Post-Hangout Texts to Make You Feel Better About Your Last Get-Together
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House Hunting Couple Gives Up, Moves Into Former Wet Seal In Abandoned Mall
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Yikes! Obscure Music Buff's Favorite Song Featured In Toyota Commercial
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Convincing Yourself You’re Antiques Roadshow’s Next Big Thing
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Things That I, A Millennial Born in the '90s, Would Rather Do than Make a Phone Call
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Breaking: Old Photo Of Grandma Kind Of Hot?
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Tips For Being a Totally Normal and Cool Person in Front of The Grocery Store Cashier
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Woman Laughs Out Loud at Insurance Commercial
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If Cis Straight White Men Menstruated
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Child Labor Is Back, Baby! (Seriously, Are You a Baby? Because We're Hiring)
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How to Tell if He Loves the Ancient Aliens TV Series Ironically, or Like, For Real
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I'm Your Neighbor's Trampoline and I'm Begging You to End My Hell of an Existence
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The Dollar Bill on the Wall of This Pizza Shop Is Sick of Being Out of Circulation
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Say Hello to Satan, Your New Student Loan Servicer
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4 Tips to Avoid Your Passion and Vigorously Clean Things Instead
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I Endured an Unphotographed Hiking Trip
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I'm Your 40oz Water Bottle, and This Has Been an Emotional Roller Coaster
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BREAKING: Male Co-Worker Notices Haircut
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