Sarah Lehman

Writing

I’m Totally on Board with Accepting Flaws, as Long as Those Flaws Adhere to a Certain Standard of Flawlessness
Points in Case
Recipes for People Who Don't Cook, But Have No Choice This Weekend Because Their Partner Is Out of Town
Points in Case
The Aging Cell Phone in Your Junk Drawer Is Ready to Reunite
Points in Case
What Your Behavior at a Sit-Down Concert Says About You
Points in Case
Your Name is Ashley C. and You Just Told The Bachelor You’re In Love With Him. Here’s His Response.
The Belladonna Comedy
DAILY VLOG: Cleaning Motivation + Midweek Reset + Declutter My Calm and Totally Not Haunted Home With Me!
The Belladonna Comedy
Security Questions Updated for the Modern Age
Points in Case
Prepare for Your Mouth's Ecosystem to Be Decimated by Our Daring New Doritos Flavors
Points in Case
House Hunting in Paradise
Robot Butt
How to Wash Your Wool Blanket in 10 Simple Steps
Points in Case
I Was Blonde as a Baby
Robot Butt
Bag of Clothes Intended For Donation Celebrates 2nd Year In Woman's Trunk
Flexx Mag
Tabby Cat In Open Relationship With Multiple Families In Neighborhood
Flexx Mag
11 Post-Hangout Texts to Make You Feel Better About Your Last Get-Together
Robot Butt
House Hunting Couple Gives Up, Moves Into Former Wet Seal In Abandoned Mall
Flexx Mag
Yikes! Obscure Music Buff's Favorite Song Featured In Toyota Commercial
Flexx Mag
Convincing Yourself You’re Antiques Roadshow’s Next Big Thing
Robot Butt
Things That I, A Millennial Born in the '90s, Would Rather Do than Make a Phone Call
Points in Case
Breaking: Old Photo Of Grandma Kind Of Hot?
Flexx Mag
Tips For Being a Totally Normal and Cool Person in Front of The Grocery Store Cashier
Robot Butt
Woman Laughs Out Loud at Insurance Commercial
Flexx Mag
If Cis Straight White Men Menstruated
McSweeney's
Child Labor Is Back, Baby! (Seriously, Are You a Baby? Because We're Hiring)
Points in Case
How to Tell if He Loves the Ancient Aliens TV Series Ironically, or Like, For Real
Funny-ish
I'm Your Neighbor's Trampoline and I'm Begging You to End My Hell of an Existence
Robot Butt
The Dollar Bill on the Wall of This Pizza Shop Is Sick of Being Out of Circulation
Points in Case
Say Hello to Satan, Your New Student Loan Servicer
McSweeney's
4 Tips to Avoid Your Passion and Vigorously Clean Things Instead
Humor Darling
I Endured an Unphotographed Hiking Trip
WryTimes
I'm Your 40oz Water Bottle, and This Has Been an Emotional Roller Coaster
Points in Case
BREAKING: Male Co-Worker Notices Haircut
Flexx Mag

Contact

you can email me at: sarah@sarah.social